Monday, July 30, 2007

Groaner of the Week!

With everything else going on, I completely forgot that today is Monday and time for the Groaner of the Week! I really wanted to have one for y'all that dealt with football or parades but alas! there didn't seem to be one. Then again, I found this old favorite! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!

A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside and the grass eventually became overgrown.

One day the mechanic was working on a car in his back yard and dropped his wrench losing it in the tall grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him so decided to call it a day.

That night, Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the back yard. The next

morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight.

Realizing what had happened he looked up the to heavens and proclaimed:

(now sing the punchline)

"A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound that saved a wrench for me!"

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  1. Giggggle, I wasn't expecting the ending.

  2. Nancy7:30 PM

    Loved that story, Kay. How about this one.

    Life Magazine had a really sweet,nice Korean guy name Rhee working as a roving reporter. He was sent to Africa and disappeared. The magazine sent all sorts of search parties out looking for him and one day a searcher spotted him and said....

    "Ah, Sweet Mr.Rhee of Life at last I found you."

  3. Nothing like a good groaner when you're in the mood for one! Thank you, Kay and Nancy!

  4. AARGGGGH!! Those are good ones!

  5. Excellent one, Nancy -- I'm adding it to my groaner archives!!!!!!

    Come back, y'all -- there's a new one every Monday!

  6. Ohhhhhhhh and I'm now syndicated via Feedblitz. You can subscribe in my sidebar!

  7. GROAN.....

    I love it!

  8. Oh, I do love the taste of
    A Maize in Grease ;-)

  9. "Hoooowwwwwlllll!!!" Love it Kay, especially since I have a dog that LOVES to eat grass----I can just see her out there by the moonlight....

    Thank you for the smile to start my day

  10. Glad y'all are having as much fun with this as I am!

    Stu: Groaaaaaaaaan!!!

    Betsy, Steph, Nancy and Vanda: Welcome to Kay's World where the insanity never stops! lol

  11. Oh, that's dreadful! Well worthy of the title of Groaner of the week!

    Thanks for the message on my blog.

  12. you're welcome, Liz! There will be another next Monday~


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