Tomorrow I'll hope to give y'all an update and hopefully, get some visiting to y'all accomplished but it's Monday and here's a truly stellar groooannn to start the week!!!!.
One evening, a man was sitting at home reading when the doorbell rang.
When he went to answer it, there was a 7 foot cockroach standing on the
porch. The cockroach punched him between the eyes and scampered off.
The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang
again. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there again. This
time, it punched him, kicked him and karate chopped him before running
The third evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang.
When he answered the door, the cockroach was there yet again. It leapt
at him and stabbed him several times before running off. The gravely
injured man managed to crawl to the telephone and summoned an ambulance.
He was rushed to intensive care, where they saved his life.
The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. He asked the man what
happened, so the man explained about the 6 foot cockroach's attacks,
culminating in the near fatal stabbing.
The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Yes, there is a nasty bug going around."