Monday, June 25, 2012

It's the Groaner of the Week

Tomorrow I'll hope to give y'all an update and hopefully, get some visiting  to y'all  accomplished but it's Monday and here's a truly stellar groooannn to start the week!!!!.

 
One evening, a man was sitting at home reading when the doorbell rang. When he went to answer it, there was a 7 foot cockroach standing on the porch. The cockroach punched him between the eyes and scampered off.

 The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there again. This time, it punched him, kicked him and karate chopped him before running away.

The third evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there yet again. It leapt at him and stabbed him several times before running off. The gravely injured man managed to crawl to the telephone and summoned an ambulance. He was rushed to intensive care, where they saved his life.

The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. He asked the man what happened, so the man explained about the 6 foot cockroach's attacks, culminating in the near fatal stabbing.


The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Yes, there is a nasty bug going around."

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!

Kay

17 comments:

  1. Arrrghhhhh.... Now that's a true groaner, Kay.

    ReplyDelete
  2. bug!!

    I'm hoping things are better, calmer, safer
    hugs

    ReplyDelete
  3. Anonymous9:02 AM

    Oh, Kay, I did not see that one coming at all. Good one! (I'll be around to catch your update - well, if the nasty bug doesn't get me first.)
    Cop Car

    ReplyDelete
  4. Good groan, Kay. Glad to see you back.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Good one. I'll see you around.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Good to see you back, hope all your problems are behind you.. and this is a new day.. looking forward to your update... in the meantime, a collective hug from us all...

    ReplyDelete
  7. Glad to see you back. Hope things are in good order now. Be sure to look to see if there's a cockroach at the door when your doorbell rings next time!

    ReplyDelete
  8. This makes me think of the stupid commercial for some pest control company where the bug rings the doorbell with a pizza. That one is a groaner too, but for a completely different reason.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Well, that's a buggy one alright! Hope you're rid of your nasty bug, too.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Well, that's a buggy one alright! Hope you're rid of your nasty bug, too.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Oh man! I did not see that one coming. Get rid off that bug!

    ReplyDelete
  12. What's up, Kay? Are you okay?

    ReplyDelete
  13. You're sounding better. Otherwise we would never let you get away with that one! Cheers.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Hope you are doing OK, Kay, stop by and let us know.

    ReplyDelete
  15. (This is an experiment to see if I can leave you a note using this new browser.)

    I so hope you are less terrified and that there's been a solution to the threats. I'm keeping you in my thoughts.

    I do like the days guffaw. :)

    ReplyDelete
  16. I hope this post means you are safer now. Your groaner reminds me too much of the Orkin commercials where the giant cockroach comes to the door - creep city!

    ReplyDelete

I love your comments!!! If you wish to post as Anonymous, please leave a name in your comment otherwise your comment will not appear.