I've been buried. Time is not on my side these days between Obama and assorted other nonsense including assorted trauma of various sorts. Hopefully, I can try to get things sorted out soon.
God bless my good friend and fellow blogger, Kent McKamy. He sent along these excellent one-liner groooaaaannsss to share with y'all!!!! Enjoy!
* I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
* When chemists die, they barium.
* Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
* I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
* How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Happy Blogging!!!!!!!
Kay
Yea, thanks, Kent. Some of these are so expected I had to look twice to see the twist. Wurst, for crying out loud.
ReplyDeleteI never promised you perfect groaners -- some days are better than others!
DeleteI'm sorry. Those just are not as bad as usual. You have got to try harder.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!! What can I say??? These days I consider getting a post up a major accomplishment!!!!
DeleteRecovery is taking it's own sweet time!!!
Grooooan!
ReplyDeleteLOL Mission accomplished!!!
DeleteI enjoyed these, Kay.
ReplyDeleteGood!!!! That makes me glad!!!
DeleteJoanne, don't Knock the Wurst. Oh, that is awful. May I retract it?
ReplyDeleteNo, you may not -- I loved it!!!!
DeleteCute - needed a good giggle after a longgggg Monday.
ReplyDeleteGlad you had a grin -- mission accomplished!
DeleteWhen chemists die, they barium.
ReplyDeleteTrue, but only when they can't curium.
HA HA HA HA HA! (Sorry)
LOL Colleen!!!!
DeleteHahaha! That just made my day! It was a long one and ugly one. Hope tomorrow's better :)
ReplyDeleteHope tomorrow is better for all of us!
DeleteThey barium??? Now, everytime I read the results of a modified barium swallow study I'll think of you!
ReplyDeleteNot exactly what I want to be known for! LOL!
DeleteI think you need to call Barack and tell him you need an intern
ReplyDeleteThink Barry would help me out? LOL
DeleteGood ones.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds as though your life is busy....better than it being boring!
Take some time for yourself.
Actually, it it IS boring, I'm still recovering but still trying to keep busy so I don't think about all the bad stuff.
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