Monday, May 21, 2012

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!

Life's been busy and fraught with a lot drama these days. Needless to say, it's been hectic at best and I haven't felt well. An update will be forth coming.

A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades -- he had successfully cloned a human being.

He kept meticulous records, raising the clone-child in his laboratory until it was an adult. Then he made his plans to unveil his creation at a meeting of top scientists, held in the luxurious facilities of a high-rise hotel.

When the time for his presentation came, the scientist stepped to the podium. He presented his data -- his pictures, his charts, his graphs -- to an amazed audience. But suddenly, instead of waiting for his cue to come forward, the clone stood up where he'd been sitting, and started shouting at the scientists assembled there.

This clone was an imaginative clone. He used language that would make a sailor blush, accusing his creator and all of his colleagues of the most amazing feats of perversion and vice.

Trying to regain control, the scientist ushered the clone out of the room and up to the roof of the hotel, where he hoped the clone's shouts would go unheard. The clone would not listen to reason. He attacked the scientist's parentage, his sister, his mother...

Finally, the scientist snapped. He could bear it no longer. He rushed forward and with a mighty shove, pushed his creation off the roof of the hotel. The police arrived promptly and arrested the scientist for...



". . . making an obscene clone fall."

Happy Blogging!!!!!

Kay


13 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:47 PM

    Somewhat disturbing, but funny. Thank you, Kay!
    Cop Car

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  2. Awwwwwww! But funny anyway! [Speaking of clones, our credit card was apparently "cloned" (did you know that could happen?) and used--$100 even--at a Target store in Aurora, Ohio. Isn't that where a water theme park is there in northern Ohio near the great lakes? Thank goodness Am Express called us.] What's life without a little drama anyway? One word: peaceful. May you have some soon.

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  3. Might we say groaners hit a new low when the clone hit the ground? Loved it.

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  4. Oh-h-h-h-h! No wonder you're ill. (-; Hope you get perked up soon. Guess it's more than Spring fever, huh? Be good to yourself.

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  5. Oh - it took me a minute to get it -- but this is really bad -- barbara

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  6. Heck, I am still grinning!!! Hope you are feeling better soon and that life becomes less hectic.

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  7. That's right up there with striking a happy medium!

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  8. These groaners seem to be getting more groan-y with every one! Take care of yourself.

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  9. I always LOVED this one! Ha Ha !!!!

    J

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  10. That is indeed a real groaner….

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  11. Terrible.
    10-4 Willy

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