Nancy Leitz sent a long a pretty good groooaaannn! I think y'all will enjoy it!!!!!!!
How about the fellow who collapsed on the street and was taken to Sacred Heart Hospital?
He was in very bad shape but the good Sisters and the doctors cured him. Now it was time to ask him to pay the bill.
"But, I have no money," he protested. They asked, "Don't you have any relatives that might be able to help you?" No, he said," I only have one sister and she is a spinster nun."
The Mother Superior glared at him and said,"Nuns are not spinsters, young man. They are married to God."
"Oh, good!" the guy exclaimed, "In that case, send the bill to my Brother In Law."