* The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little . . . behind in his work.
* No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be . . . stationery.
* A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for . . . littering.
And I know that Claude is simply going to loooooove this last one! And oh yeah, Jams will love it, too!
* A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in . . . Linoleum Blownapart.
GROOOOAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!
Mon dieu! fantastique!
ReplyDeleteLove 'em!
ReplyDeleteHa! Thanks for the Friday giggles! :D
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend!!
Happy Birthday, Kay and hope your year ahead will be a sweet one and give you the good things the last year had denied
ReplyDeleteThey say its your birthday, well Happy Birthday to ya. I tried to sing it the way the Beatles do but the old voice isn't what it used to be :)
ReplyDeleteI like the jokes, have a good week end
Nice friday jokes... I like it
ReplyDeleteUghhh!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birth Day
10-4 Willy
I didn't know it was your birthday. Have a very happy one, Kay.
ReplyDeleteA giggle for your groaners.
OH YEA!!! These are good ...got some nice groans out of them...until the last one. I had to laugh out loud on that one, for real - LOUD.
ReplyDeleteKeep them coming, I love'em!
These are great! I especially love the one on littering!
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