I had amnesia once . . . or twice.
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!
I am neither for or against apathy.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones
who ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up,
he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
Experience is the one thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
The cost of living hasn't affected it's popularity.
These are cute, really nice. I like them. Some made me think more that they made me laugh. A couple were real "teeth showers".
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing. Have a wonderful week end.
Kay--You are right! Those aren't groaners, but they certainly produced chuckles for me. Thank you.
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We're always on the same wavelength. You mentioned Buffalo wings and I mentioned chicken wings. What will we come up with next?? :)
ReplyDeleteLOL... a great collection Kay. my favourite is number five. Having rode horses I can relate.
ReplyDeleteHey Kay, I like these!! and the nice thing about one-liners is that I might actually be able to remember one (or two) to share with someone in conversation (like the DH)
ReplyDeletekeep up the good work lady, and thanks for the vote of support on my blog too!
Original and funny. I really love one liners.
ReplyDeleteLove them!
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Kay; groaners they are.
ReplyDeleteI stopped by the say thanks for your comment at my place.
I love YouTube, too, and can get hung up there so easily - suddenly hours have gone by.
What fun!
Thanks again.
Good ones! Thanks.
ReplyDeleteExcellent! I like the one about protons, being a (very lapsed) catholic!
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