My good friend Fran of Sacred Ordinary received this excellent groaner from her eighty-four year old sister, Betty, and was characteristically kind enough to send it along to me to share with y'all. It's one of those things where you not only grooooaaannn but your eyes roll! Enjoy!!!!!!
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up. It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What's going on here?"
"My car broke down, officer." says the woman calmly
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?" he asks.
Get ready!!!!!!!!
"Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blonde, "Those are my emergency flashers!!!"
GROOOOOOAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Blogging!!!!!!
Kay
There's a similar one out there with a Southern twist ... the stranded driver places a bouquet of roses behind the car and a bouquet of lilacs in front. When the officer pulls up, he is told...
ReplyDelete..."I'm just usin' my emergency flares!"
Yuk, yuk....
...and I like yours better.
/v
Yes Volly, I like Kay's better (bad as it is) because I don't get yours??? Oh wait, "southern twist" means flowers are pronounced flares....Now I get it. Okay, it's funny too (bad as it is).
ReplyDeleteGood one.
ReplyDeleteI am going to send that one to my daughter.
Bear((( )))
Tee-hee.
ReplyDeleteeverytime I read one of your friday groaners I end up slapping my forhead and "groannning", --emergency flashers---oh mi gawd, I didn'tsee that one coming. (OWW!!)
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the BEST groaners yet! I'm glad more of my natural brown hair is showing through these days!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend, Kay. We're under a hurricane watch (Hanna). I've lived through other hurricanes; all potential projectiles have been removed, so I'll sit tight and read.
Kay, it's funnier on your blog than it was when my sister sent it to me.
ReplyDeleteSo, did your last few days go better than the first few this week?
To all y'all: God bless Betty for sending this gem to Fran and God bless Fran for sharing it with us. It's a goody!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, Fran, I had some nice things happen. Thanks for caring!!!!
Kay,
ReplyDeleteOne of the best "groaners" I've seen in a while.
Of course, I think all of your jokes are funny or I wouldn't keep coming back here!
Awwwwwwwwwww shucks, Nancy, this one is Fran's. I love the groaners you send along, too.
ReplyDeleteOK, Kay, babe,
ReplyDeleteI've put up a groaner for you today on my own blog....
I'll be by later, Stu!
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