Indian Mating Call
Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.
(Kay's note: if you're seriously politically correct please insert Native American as needed.)
Suddenly, one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and listened closelyuntil he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about, "Is he crazy or what?"
The Indian replied, "No, it is our custom during mating season when Indian men see a cave they holler, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening.If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us."
Soon they came upon another cave. The remaining Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while and eventuallyspied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he said to himself, "Sure and begorrah! Look at the size of this cave! It's even bigger than those the Indians found. There must be a really big, fine woman in this cave!"
He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might,"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!"
And with a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read . . .
Are y'all ready?
NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!