Today our fine offering -- an extended groaner -- comes from Nancy Leitz who has been a great source of groooaaannss since this feature began. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you think the economy is getting bad here in the United States, you should look into the banking crisis in Japan.
The Origami Bank has folded and we hear that the Sumo Bank is going belly up. The Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of it's branches. The Karaoke Bank is up for sale and it is -- you guessed it -- going for a song.
Meanwhile, shares of the Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived, and five hundred back office staff at Karate Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at the Sushi Bank . . .
Are you ready? Can you handle it?
. . . and staff there feel they got a raw deal!