Friday, December 07, 2007

The Friday Groaner!!!!!!!!!

[The queue for the Friday Groaner is looking kind of barren -- there are only a few left. To keep this going, I need submissions. I started this for y'all and it's up to you to keep it going. Right now I understand how Ronni felt.]

Today we have a nice story from my buddy Paul Thatcher who brought you those wonderful tales of Notre Dame!!!!! This one should give y'all a nice hearty groooooooooaaaan to end the week!!!!

There were two Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola, whose lives parallel each other in amazing ways.

In the same year Timothy was born in Ireland and Antonio was born in Italy. Faithfully, they attended parochial school from kindergarten through their senior year in high school. They took their vows to enter the priesthood in college, and upon graduation were were assigned parishes.

Their careers had come to amaze the world, but it was generally acknowledged that Antonio Secola was just a cut above Timothy Murphy in all respects.

They rose through the ranks of Bishop, Archbishop and finally Cardinal was swift, to say the least, and the Catholic world knew that when the present Pope died, it would be one of the two who would become the next Pope.

In time, the Pope did die, and the College of Cardinals went to work. In less time than anyone had expected, white smoke rose from the chimney and the world waited to see whom they had chosen.

The world, Catholic, Protestant and secular, was surprised to learn that Timothy Murphy had been elected Pope!

Antonio Secola was beyond surprise. He was devastated, because even with all of Timothy's gifts, Antonio knew he was the better qualified.

With gall that shocked the Cardinals, Antonio Secola asked for a private session with them in which he candidly asked, "Why Timothy?"

After a long silence, an old Cardinal took pity on the bewildered man and rose to reply. "We knew you were the better man, but we just could not bear the thought of the leader of the Roman Catholic Church being called . . .

"Pope Secola."


Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!



  1. I have to admit, I'm a Coca Cola girl, but I love this one! ;)

  2. Gigggle, wish I had one for you Kay.

  3. Dr. Stu11:55 AM

    The third contestent was from China, his name was Sinh,
    Cardinal Sinh ;-)


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