Well, my beloved blogging friends and groaner aficionados, the holiday season begins this week and The Groaner of the Week will be dedicated to some great holiday groaners in the coming weeks to help ease the pain of all the craziness of the season. I'm sharing the credit for this week's groaner with my friend Kent McKamy of KentsUSDrive because last week he sent me a variation on the one I had planned. I guarantee you a really great grooooooaaaaaannnnn similar to the one you'll have after dinner on Thursday!
A dentist found something wrong with one of his patients. The upper plate that had been put in earlier was corroding.
"What have you been eating?" the dentist asked the man.
"All I can think of is that about three months ago my wife made asparagus and put Hollandaise sauce on it. I loved it so much, I put it on everything now." "
That's the problem," the dentist said, frowning. "Hollandaise sauce contains lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."
"It's simple. Everyone knows . . ."
Are y'all ready? Now sing the punch line!
"There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"