Friday, November 23, 2007

The Friday Groaner!!!!!!!!!

It's Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I hope those of you who are still wage slaves like me have the day off and that y'all didn't eat too much turkey!!!!

Y'all will probably need a good groan today -- especially if you are masochistic enough to face the crowds out getting a jump on their Holiday shopping. This week I'm featuring an awesome and appropriate to the season groaner that was sent by both Kent McKamy of KentsUSDrive and Susan of Suzzwords. It gratifies me that y'all are actively seeking groaners and sending them on and since the queue is growing short, I hope you'll submit some soon. Thank you! Now get ready to groooooaaaaaaannnn!!!!

A blonde was using her weedwacker in her yard one day and accidently cut off the tail of her cat (who was probably also blonde because he hadn't the sense to stay out of the way.) Panic-stricken, she grabbed the cat and it's tail and rushed it to Wal-Mart.

Why Wal-Mart???????????????

Simple. It's because . . .

Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in the world!


Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  1. Perhaps Wal-Mart were doing a special offer?

    'Buy a six-pack and get 2 free'

    in which case it'd be a blondie with a cat-o-nine-tails (ideal for those S/M videos ;-)

  2. Stu: that was sooooo bad!! LOL

    Judy: That was my reaction when I read it so of course I simply HAD to share it with y'all!!!!


    A good GROANER Kay...!

  4. millie garfield5:52 PM

    Another funny one!!

    I love them all.


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