Y'all will probably need a good groan today -- especially if you are masochistic enough to face the crowds out getting a jump on their Holiday shopping. This week I'm featuring an awesome and appropriate to the season groaner that was sent by both Kent McKamy of KentsUSDrive and Susan of Suzzwords. It gratifies me that y'all are actively seeking groaners and sending them on and since the queue is growing short, I hope you'll submit some soon. Thank you! Now get ready to groooooaaaaaaannnn!!!!
A blonde was using her weedwacker in her yard one day and accidently cut off the tail of her cat (who was probably also blonde because he hadn't the sense to stay out of the way.) Panic-stricken, she grabbed the cat and it's tail and rushed it to Wal-Mart.
Simple. It's because . . .
Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in the world!