Monday, August 06, 2007

Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, it's Monday already! And here's yet another little anecdote designed to elicit huge, resounding grooooooooaaaaaaaaanssssssssssss! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!

When the driver of a huge tractor trailer lost control oh his rig, he plowed into an empty toll booth and smashed it bits. Fortunately, he was unhurt and climbed down from the cab and looked around.

In a few minutes a repair truck pull up and discharged a crew of workers.

The men from the crew each set to work picking up the broken pieces of the former toll booth and carefully spread some sort of creamy substance on each piece. Then they began painstakingly fitting the pieces together.
In less than an hour they had reconstructed the entire toll booth and it looked as good as new!

"Wow! That's amazing!" the truck driver said. "What was that white stuff you used to get all the pieces together?"

The crew chief replied, "Oh, that was just tollgate booth paste!"

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kay

12 comments:

  1. I am heehawing after reading this.

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  2. Nancy8:55 AM

    Good one, Kay! I always look forward to Mondays and your groaners.

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  3. That one's really good, Kay! I am laughing out loud.

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  4. Now that's what I call a 'groaner'! Good one, Kay!

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  5. mmmm, seems some bridge contractors could use some of this stuff!!!!

    thanks for the smile to start my week

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  6. Another good one! I never heard that before, and I've heard a lot of jokes.

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  7. groaner indeed :)

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  8. Oh my God, Bev! I like totally missed that connection.

    You ain't seen nothin' yet, Rhea! I found some old favs today & they'll be live on our stage soon!

    I think you're not alone in that sentiment, Shelby and are in excellent company! Right, Judy, Fran, AQ, Nancy, Rhea, and Bev? And I know Claude is lurking and laughing in Paris! lol

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  9. Grooooooooooan....

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  10. Apropos toothpaste :-

    Just FYI, archeologists recently unearthed(sic!) the first set of false teeth. The were found in a cave belonging to the caveman Ogg.

    I expect the first piece of pithy and funny poetry about these teeth was written by Ogg Den Gnash ;-)

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  11. lol Stu -- you are a stitch!

    and Winston -- your response is both fitting and proper! lol

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  12. Hi Kay,

    :) Very funny joke!


    Junie

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