Monday, July 16, 2007

Groaner of the Week!

I've told y'all in the past about my penchant for puns and what I call groaners. You know the kind of jokes where when you hear the punchline you let out a huge "groooaaaaaann!" Judy
over at Imagine What I'm Leaving Out suggested that I post a few of my favorites. I ran into a problem with that. I have so many I didn't know which to use. My groaner collection numbers in the hundreds and new ones come in via the UGA Humor List daily. If you're interested and love humor as much as I do, this list is well worth taking a look at and subscribing to -- you might even consider becoming a contributor. Many are professors at such august institutions as Cornell.

As a result, I've decided that, if y'all like it, I will post a groaner for y'all each week. Please register your groans of approval below in the Comments section. LOL

And here's a favorite of mine with a punchline perfect for the good old summertime:

Outside a small Macedonian village close to the border between Greece & strife-torn Yugoslavia, a lone Catholic nun keeps a quiet watch over a silent convent. She is the last caretaker of the site of significant historical developments spanning more than 2,000 years.

When Sister Maria Cyrilla of the Order of the Perpetual Watch dies, the convent of St. Elias will beclosed by the Eastern Orthodox Patriarch of Macedonia. However, that isn't likely to happen soon, as Sister Maria, 53, enjoys excellent health. By her own estimate, she walks 10 miles daily about the grounds of the convent, which once served as a base for the army of Attila the Hun.

In more ancient times, a Greek temple to Eros, the god of love, occupied the hilltop site. Historians sayt that Attila took over the old temple in 439 A.D. and used it as a base for his marauding army. The Huns are believed to have first collected and then destroyed a large gathering of Greek legal writs at the site. It is believed that Attila wanted to study the Greek legal system, and had the writs and other documents brought to the temple. Scholars differ on why he had the valuable documents destroyed -- either because he was barely literate and couldn't read them or because they provided evidence of democratic government that did not square with his own notion of rule by an all-powerful tyrant.

When the Greek church took over the site in the 15th Century and the convent was built, church leaders ordered the pagan statue of Eros destroyed, so another ancient Greek treasure was lost. Today, there is only the lone sister, watching over the old Hun base.

And that's how it ends: No Huns, no writs, no Eros, and nun left on base.

I hope y'all are groaning loud and long!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kay

9 comments:

  1. hahaha! that's funny indeed! I thought the story lost track when it rambled on about the Hun. But it does wrap it up nicely

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  2. lol That's the beauty of it, Paul!

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  3. Good morning, Kay!
    Now that's what I call a groaner!

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  4. can you hear me groaning all the way from CO? Loved it -- thanks for sharing!

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  5. Oh, Lord, I AM laughing!! That was so funny, and the ending unexpected (at least to me). Thans for the mention, and I'm all for the groaner of the week.

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  6. Glad y'all liked it! So I take it that Monday will be Groaner Day henceforth unless breaking news intervenes? Get ready -- I have a pretty amazing collection!

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  7. And AQ? You know I don't do things halfway! lol

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  8. LMAO !!!That is tooooooooooooo outrageous !!

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  9. You ain't seen nothin' yet, Toom!

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