Monday, September 17, 2012

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!

The Obama campaign is still keeping me busy. Saturday we had a major canvass across the city and I was the only enumerator who showed up so I spent six hours at HQ entering data!!!!! Yikes!!!! By November I'm gonna be too burnt out to celebrate.

Here's a pretty good groooaaaannn that left me giggling . . .

This lady surprised a burglar in her kitchen. He was all loaded down with the things he was going to steal. She had no weapon and was all alone. The only thing that she could think to do was quote scripture. So, she holds up a hand and says, "ACTS 2:38!"

The burglar quakes in fear and then freezes to the point that she is able to get to the phone and call 911 for the cops. When the cops arrive, the burglar is still frozen in place. They are very much surprised that a woman alone with no weapon could do this. One of them asked the lady: "How did you do this?"

The woman replied, "I quoted scripture." The cop turned to the burglar and asked, "What was it about the scripture that had such an effect on you?"

The burglar replied, "Scripture! What scripture? I thought she said she had an ax and two 38's."

Happy Blogging!!!!!



  1. Arrgh. My mind froze after reading this one!

  2. I so admire your dedication to the cause.

  3. The power of the word! Geeze, wish you had some help that Sat.

  4. good one

    I'm so impressed with your enumerator status
    thanks for all the work you're doing

  5. I wish it could always be so easy.


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