Monday, September 10, 2012
It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!
Here's a sorta, kinda groaner that Kent sent along. I laughed a lot and hope y'all will, too!!!
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his marriage, he promised her a large sum of money
if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in
Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until
the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the
baby was born.
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a postcard, and
write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his very confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange postcard today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later." he said.
The wife obeyed and quietly watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.
Have a great day!!!!!!
Posted by Kay Dennison at 1:11 AM