I don't know where I'll be when y'all read this but I wanted to make sure that at least I got your groooaaannn in -- somebody needs to laugh.
Dr. Watson arrives at 221-B Baker Street and is stunned to find his friend, Sherlock Holmes, out front, wearing an overall, and applying a bright, yellow gloss to the front door.
"Holmes, what the heck are you doing?" asks the curious Watson.
"A lemon entry, my dear Watson," replies Holmes.