Sunday, February 13, 2011
It's a Valentine Groaner of the Week!!!!!!
Here's a few punny Valentines for y'all!!!!! Rnjoy!!!!
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you.
Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed', guess who' ?
A: A divorce lawyer.
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.
Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they had an apple.
Q: What did the boy octopus sing to the girl octopus?
A: "I Wanna Hold Your Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand"
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.
Q: What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?
A: "I Only Have Eyes for Ewe, Dear"
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp.
Q: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
A: You get buttered up.
Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
Hope y'all have a loverly day!!!!!!!