Sunday, February 13, 2011

It's a Valentine Groaner of the Week!!!!!!

Here's a  few punny Valentines for y'all!!!!!  Rnjoy!!!!

Q:  What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

A:  Forget-me-nuts.

Q:  What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A:  Stick with me and we'll go places!

Q:  What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A:  I'm stuck on you.

Q:  Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed', guess who' ?
A:  A divorce lawyer.

Q:  What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A:  You turn me on.

Q:  Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A:  No, but they had an apple.

Q:  What did the boy octopus sing to the girl octopus?
A:  "I Wanna Hold Your Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand"

Q:  What did one snake say to the other snake?
A:  Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.

Q:  Why did the banana go out with the prune?
 A:  Because it couldn't get a date.

Q:  What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?
A:  "I Only Have Eyes for Ewe, Dear"

Q:  What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A:  A stamp.

Q:  What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
A:  You get buttered up.

Q:  What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
A:  His ghoul-friend.

Q:  If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A:  Antelope.

Hope y'all have a loverly day!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!



  1. Have a very happy Valentines Day, Kay!

  2. Hee, hee - cute, Kay!

  3. Some of those are very cute, Kay. Happy Valentine's Day to you!

  4. A Very Good Ine, Kay...! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY to you, my dear....

  5. These are very cute....Happy Valentine's Day Kay....

  6. Loved these :)
    Happy Valentine's Day :)

  7. I like the stamp riddle. Cute. Happy Valentine's Day!

  8. And don't forget what Crocodile Dundee said, "If I gave my heart to you, I'd have none and you'd have two." Happy Valentine's Day!

  9. Got caught up; loved your Abe quotes, and your assessment of his assessment of today's politics.

    I loved that photo; a perfect heart made by pencils could be a joke in itself.

  10. Ha Ha!!! I needed a laugh on Valentine' Day.

  11. Anonymous10:11 PM

    Happy Valentines' Day.

  12. I've always liked that one about the octopus.

  13. Utterly terrible, hahahaha!


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