Monday, December 06, 2010

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!

Here's pretty good one from the archives that I posted before but I did a search and I guess I didn't. Some day I'll get organized! Right.

Monty was tired of being bossed around at home so he asked the bartender what to do. The bartender said he needed to be assertive and told Monty exactly what to say when he got home.

After a couple more brewskis, Monty went home. He stormed though the door and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said:

“From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to stop whatever you’re doing and prepare me a gourmet meal with a sumptuous dessert. Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

“The funeral director,” said his wife.

Hope y'all are having a great day!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!



  1. Enjoyed the joke and speaking of groaners....

    Get ready to do a whole lot of groaning around January 4th. Looks like you and I will become true adversaries for a couple of hours, so to speak! :)

    By the way, just to educate this old Arkansas Razorback, is the "Buckeye" namesake/mascot a tree or a chicken? lol

    Congratulations by the way...

  2. Haha exactly how the not-wife would respond to me if I tried that!

  3. I hope this joking around means that you are feeling better.

  4. Alan: I'm more worried about your moaning more than mine! :) Then again Ohio State hasn't fared well against the SEC except for giving Miami a goog thrashin' earlier this season. I may rib you a tad but it's all in good fun!!

    And Buckeyes are the fruit of the buckeye tree. They are poisonous for human. I have a recipe for chocolate ones -- a serious yum for chocoholics like me.

    jams: Why am I sooooooo not surprised?

    Hattie: Monday is groaner day and has been probably three years. And yes, I'm still sick but I know my duty.

  5. That is why Willy is bald headed.

    10-4 willy

  6. Ok, I totally love that one!

  7. Whata groaner!!...LOL makes me glad I came out of hibernation.

  8. Whata groaner!!...LOL makes me glad I came out of hibernation.


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