'Tis the season so here are a few good groooaaannnsss for y'all!!!! Enjoy!!!!
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite, of course!!!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.
What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath.
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure.
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation.
Hope y'all are having a great day!!!!!