Monday, October 11, 2010

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!

I thought y'all might enjoy these riddles masquerading as groaners! Enjoy!!!!!!

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? Dam!

What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my i's on you!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What happens when you illegally park a frog? It gets toad away.

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.

What's brown, furry, and makes a funny noise when you sit on it? A wookie cushion.

Where do kings keep their armies? In their sleevies!

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones.

Why aren't fishmongers generous? Their business makes them selfish.


  1. I did find just a few groaners in there. There's a bunch that just made me laugh though.

  2. Lol. these cracked me up!

  3. My favorite is the king and his armies one.

  4. These are great and I am groaning.

  5. Those were especially good. I must send them to my grandkids.

  6. LOL, I liked these, they were all great :)

  7. Anonymous9:17 PM

    Thanks, Kay. I forwarded them to my Hunky Husband. (I particularly liked the first one!)
    Cop Car

  8. Awesome - I love puns! You made my day :)

  9. FUNNY!!! I especially love the Buddhist and the hot dog vendor!


  10. Those are true groaners! Groooooaaaaan!


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