Monday, May 10, 2010

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!

I am still buried with work and assorted nonsense but finally remembered this gottado!!!! LOL

Here are a couple great one-liners and a very punny riddle!!!! Enjoy!!!!!!

Did ya hear about . . .?

* The telegraph operator who accidentally sent the same message twice? He was remorseful.

* The Irish lass was disappointed with the engagement ring from her fiance? It was a sham rock.

* The math teacher was a good dancer? He had algorithm.

* That online origami store? It folded.


What do you call a podium that eats people?



Hannibal Lectern.


Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!

Kay

14 comments:

  1. Gah! Real groaners as every Kay!

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  2. Hilarious! Thank you for the smiles, Kay.

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  3. How do you keep coming up with these? The lectern one is an especially great groaner.

    Hope things are going well for you. I thought of you as I watched the SNL skit with Betty White and Tina Fey about the census. If you didn't catch it, it is on hulu.

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  4. Oh, Oh, Oh,..............

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  5. They brought a smile to my face. Thanks :)

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  6. You have been busy working and I have been busy traveling. We just came back from Baltimore. We had a great week babysitting our two toddler grandsons. I have not been reading many blogs yet or even gone back to my blog – I enjoy reading all my blogging friends’ posts a lot, so my next post will have to wait. I always enjoy reading your posts.

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  7. Somehow you've found time to post. How is the census going? My ex is doing it too and enjoying it.

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  8. Not corny enough. (sarcasm)

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  9. Haaaaa Haaaaaaaa!!!

    John

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  10. Ohhh - those gave me a tummy ache.

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  12. Sham rock? SHAM ROCK??!! To quote Carnac The Magnificent, "May your platform shoes fail you in a camel pasture." ;)

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  13. Oh groan groan groan! Those were real groaners. But, I loved every one! Thanks for the laugh.

    I'm just dropping in to say hello. Hope you had a terrific week!

    Have a splendid Sunday!

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