Sorry this is late in posting but I didn't the right date in for auto-posting. "My bad!" as the kids say these days. Anywayyyyyyyyy here are a few one-liner groooaaannnnns -- enjoy!!!!!
* When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
* She's always late. In fact, her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
* You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
* If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
* The things that come to those that wait are the things left by those who got there first.
* A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Happy Blogging!!!!!!!
Kay
The last one in the list elicited an extra special groan... we are doing our tax return today. Wondering... why is it called a "return" if we have to pay? [sigh]
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm sure one can figure out a way of putting all of it somewhere!
ReplyDeleteHaha Kay!
ReplyDeletegood ones, I like the shoe one, made me laugh since one shoe always hurts my feet while the other one feels comfy
ReplyDeleteit's very frustrating ;)
loved your comment about Highlands, I hope the memories were good ones
we were almost neighbors :)
So true, all of them! They weren't groaners to me.
ReplyDeleteI'm groaning.....oh, I'm groaning loudly.
ReplyDeleteGreat groaners! You always seem to come up with good stuff.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comments. As a beginner, I really appreciate the feedback.
Take care!
Loved all of them! I also have put wrong dates on my pre-posts, glad to know I'm not the only one :)
ReplyDeleteI loved the last one, I too am doing the taxes. I have to pay estimated taxes along with regular taxes. This month, I have to pay twice. I really hate it and work has been so slow that I have to take the money out of savings. That really hurts but as my husband says, at least we have the money to pay :)
Hahaha I like the last one. By the way, belated Happy Easter!
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