Monday, March 15, 2010

It's an Irish Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!

Since I am a daughter of The Olde Sod and St. Patrick's Day is upon us soon, here's a excellent groooaaannn in his honor!!! Enjoy!!!!!

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course," comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."

"Of Course," replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin," comes the reply.

"I can't believe it," says the first man.

"I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."

"Of course," replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.

"What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.

"Nothing much . . ."

"The O'Malley twins are drunk again."


Happy St. Patrick's Day and Happy Blogging!!!!!!

Kay

8 comments:

  1. I recognize this joke! Good one for St Paddy's Day.

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  2. I am grinning from ear to ear. This is a good one!

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  3. Gigi: It's probably older that both of us put together!!!

    Fran: I'm glad!!!!

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  4. Aah yes, I recognize it, too. Still a good laugh. Those O'Malleys get around. One of the O'Malleys, I think it was Pat, goes to the doctor, who tells him to come back the next day and bring a specimen. He gets home, and his wife says, "What did the doctor say?"
    "He says to come back tomorrow and bring a specimen. What is a specimen?"
    "I don't know," says his wife, "But I'll go next door and ask Mrs. Clancy--she's an R.N."
    So she goes out, and half an hour later, she comes back...her nose is bleeding, she has the beginnings of a shiner, her hair is all mussed, her apron has a big rip in it. "What happened to you?" cries O'Malley.
    "Well!" she says, "I asked the R.N. what was a specimen, and she says to me, 'Pee in a bottle.' And I says, 'Well, crap in the lake to you!' and the fight was on...."

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  5. This is my favorite all time joke and I have told it so many times that I am becoming boring.

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  6. I know many Irish jokes, but they are not suitable for this blog.

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