Thursday, August 06, 2009

The Friday Groaner

It's been a difficult time and I plan to update y'all soon.

Today I have a few groaners from Judy over at Imagine . . . -- I think she's up to something fishy today(no pun intended -- yeah, right)!!!! I also think y'all will get a truly wonderful (if there is such a thing) groooaaannn from them. Enjoy!!!

* I went to a seafood disco last week . . . and pulled a mussel.

* What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

* Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam!"

* Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that . . . you can't have your kayak and heat it too!!!!!!

GROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!

Kay

7 comments:

  1. I groaned at them all...thanks for the multiple smiles.

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  2. Thanks for the chuckles, I enjoyed everyone of them :)

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  3. Groaning into Saturday Kay...just working and thinking of you sweetie... Hugs, Joy

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  4. Kay, I have no memory of those, but you're welcome!! They are indeed funny.

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  5. Anonymous12:56 PM

    Paraphrasing the book title, "So long and thanks for the fsh."
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