Friday, July 03, 2009

The Friday Groaner

Here is yet another installment of CREATIVE PUNS FOR "EDUCATED" MINDS from my dear friend Susan of Suzzwords. I really am enjoying these one-liner greoaners and hope y'all do, too! I think y'all should get a couple more excellent groooaaannnsss from these.

* Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head."

* I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

* A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

* A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."


Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!



  1. Thank you for the chuckle! Have a great Friday, Kay.

  2. A veritable coruncopia of groaners!

  3. Anonymous11:52 AM

    These were such good groaners that I forwarded them to my brother, by email. He likes puns, too!
    Cop Car


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