Here is yet another installment of CREATIVE PUNS FOR "EDUCATED" MINDS from my dear friend Susan of Suzzwords. I really am enjoying these one-liner greoaners and hope y'all do, too! I think y'all should get a couple more excellent groooaaannnsss from these.
* Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head."
* I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
* A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
* A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."