Monday, January 05, 2009

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!

I tripped across this horrible goodie in my never-ending quest to bring y'all the best -- or is that the worst? -- groaners I can find. If this one doesn't give y'all (especially you gals) a truly excellent groooaaannn, I am giving up.

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist and very hesitant to speak with her doctor.

"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me."

"This one's kind of strange..." she said.

"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

"Well. . ." she began, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

"I see." the doctor interjected.

"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl. And that night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters ! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."

Are y'all ready for this?


Are you sure?


"You're simply going through the change!"

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!

13 comments:

  1. oh! I didn't see that one coming. ha ha
    ~a

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  2. An oldie but goodie, Kay!

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  3. And wouldn't it be great if that's all "the change" involved?!

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  4. I had even heard it before and it still caught me off guard. So funny!

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  5. Well! If we can graduate from pennies and nickels and so on to oners and maybe eventually some Ben Franklin pictures, bring the change on!!!!!! Good one. PS, I'll be checking my toilet bowl closely now.

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  6. Nancy1:57 PM

    Kay,

    Sort of reminds me of the woman who went to her gynocologist complaining about having a mysterious purple discharge.

    The doctor examined her and said,"I see you use a diaphram..What kind of jelly do you use?" She looked at him and said,"GRAPE."

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  7. This definitely ranks right up there for one of the Top Ten Groaners.

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  8. AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH! More please!

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  9. That is a real groaner! It's new to me and I think it's one of the best. At least I groaned!!!

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  10. Oh yes! Definitely GROOOAAANNNN!

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