Monday, October 13, 2008

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I tripped across this excellent grooooaaannn in my travels and I am confident that it will give you a seriously great groooaaannn. If it doesn't . . . well . . . uh . . . I'll be back with a worse one next week!!! How's that for a vicious threat? LOL

A couple left the gynecologist's office with the wife crying inconsolably after being told that she could never become pregnant and would never have the family they both desired so fervently.

Suddenly, a masked man appeared before them. "I think I can help you," he said, handing them a card.

"Why are you masked?" the husband asked.

"Because the government has declared our activities illegal. Go to the address on this card. The doctor will take a scraping from one of your mouths and culture it. In less than a year, we will have your baby for you."

"This is the answer to our prayers!" the wife exclaimed.

Then she turned to thank the stranger but he was gone. She asked, "Who was that masked man?"

He answered . . .

"That was the Clone Arranger."

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!! (or should that be Heigh-Ho, Silver?)

Kay

4 comments:

  1. I absolutely won't dignify this groaner with a laugh, no, I won't, I HAhahahahahahah.

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  2. You think THAT was bad Kay?
    Go read my groaner today already!

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  3. Stu: Ohhhhhhhhh jeeeeeeez

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  4. That was a good one. Tee Hee !!

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