Monday, June 23, 2008

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Monday and have I got a goody for y'all!!!!! It was hiding in my archives and I had to coax it out for your groooaaannnning pleasure!!!!!! Have fun!!!!! (I should probably hang my head in shame but I'm laughing too hard!!!!

A carrot and a tomato were walking across the street when the carrot was hit by a car. The tomato called 911. An ambulance came and took the carrot to the hospital.

The tomato went to the hospital to wait for his friend, and when he got there the carrot was still in the emergency room, so the tomato paced nervously as he worried about his good friend.

Finally, the doctor called out, "Mr. Tomato?" The tomato went over, and asked the doctor, "How is he?"

The doctor replied, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is that he is still alive; the bad news is . . ."

". . . he will be a vegetable for the rest of his life."

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!



  1. EGAD! Groan is right!!!

  2. I am going to be a vegetable for the rest of my life for just having read this! Groooooooaaaaaaannnnnnnn is an understatement. LOL

  3. Double groan, Kay! An oldie, but a funny!

  4. Double groan, Kay! An oldie, but a funny!

  5. Grrrroooaaannnnn!

    Another good one.

  6. Did you hear me laughting? ;-)

    I needed that!!

  7. Good one ,Kay. Keep going through those archives; there's gold in there!

  8. Anonymous12:58 PM

    Now, really!
    Cop Car


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