Monday, January 14, 2008

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Monday already and I need a good grooooaaaaann -- do you? Fortunately, I had one in my archives that I think will fill that need! Enjoy!!!!! I think this one is is a goody!!!!!!

A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day his supply of the birds ran out, so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them and he was arrested immediately.


He was charged with . . .

Are you ready to grooooooooaaaannn?

. . . transporting gulls across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!



  1. Thanks for the much needed Monday chuckle.

  2. Oh, Looooorrrrrrd, am I ever groaning. LOL

  3. Chancy: Thanks!!!!

    Stu and M.E.: LOL -- Sounds like I picked a winner! LOL

    Judy: Then I did my job well!!

  4. I'm groaning so much my throat hurts.

  5. As I said, my work is done.


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