Monday, December 24, 2007

It's the Groaner of the Week!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Christmas Eve!!!!!! Hopefully y'all are done shopping and well into your preparations as we begin the most joyest of seasons! I have a few one-line groaners in the spirit of the season for you!!!! At least one should merit a good, healthy groooaaaaann!!!!

* What do they call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses

* What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace? Krisp Kringle

* Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph

* Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch? Deery Queen

* What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney? Santa Claustrophobia

* What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish

* How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad

* What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? Ribbon Hood

* Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf-esteem.

A Merry, Merry Christmas to y'all and Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kay

7 comments:

  1. Nice fun today.

    Christmas Cheers from Santa Fe.

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  2. Merry Christmas, Kay, and best wishes for a happy and Healthy 2008 !!!!!

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  3. Merry Christmas Kay!

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  4. LOL, LOL...These are really cute today, Kay!
    Blessings of The Season Upon You, My Dear!
    Have a Splendid Christmas!!!

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  5. Thanks to all of you for stopping by in the midst of the madness!!!!!

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  6. hello, i emailed you but got an error. anyway here's the reg cleaner i uses, this shit is good, don't stay without protection!

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  7. Adam? Do I know you? I don't think so.

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