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It's Monday and I'm posting one of my all-time favorites. I think it will leave you a really nice, longggggggg groooooooooaaaaaaaaannnnn to start your week off right!
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"
"Hey, man, I'm a PANDA!" the panda shouts back. "Look it up!"
The manager opens his dictionary and reads:
"Panda: a tree-dwelling mammal of Asian origin, characterized by
distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."