Yeah, it's Monday already! And here's yet another little anecdote designed to elicit huge, resounding grooooooooaaaaaaaaanssssssssssss! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!
When the driver of a huge tractor trailer lost control oh his rig, he plowed into an empty toll booth and smashed it bits. Fortunately, he was unhurt and climbed down from the cab and looked around.
In a few minutes a repair truck pull up and discharged a crew of workers.
The men from the crew each set to work picking up the broken pieces of the former toll booth and carefully spread some sort of creamy substance on each piece. Then they began painstakingly fitting the pieces together. In less than an hour they had reconstructed the entire toll booth and it looked as good as new!
"Wow! That's amazing!" the truck driver said. "What was that white stuff you used to get all the pieces together?"
The crew chief replied, "Oh, that was just tollgate booth paste!"