Monday, July 23, 2007

Groaner of the Week!

Here we go again! It's Monday already and time to grooooaaaaaan! This one is pretty cute! Have fun, y'all and have a great week!


The Magic Can

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out of the car to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful that he began to cry.

A blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road & pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The blonde told the man not to worry--she knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the poor, limp, dead animal, and sprayed the contents of the can on the rabbit.

Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. Fifty feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet, turned, and waved.

The man was astonished! He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and excitedly demanded, "What was in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It read: "Hair Spray -- Restores Life to Dead Hair. Adds Permanent Wave."

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kay

9 comments:

  1. hahahaha!
    I will think of that when I hit a rabbit next time!
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  2. I love this new feature of your blog Kay! Even my husband looks forward to the weekly "moan"!

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  3. lol Annie! Let us know if it works!

    Bev: what a lovely compliment! Thank you so very much! Tell hubby that this isn't going away anytime soon -- I have hudreds of them in my collection and its still growing!

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  4. Why does the balding Prince Charles (UK) put a rabbit on his head when he goes to the toilet?

    Something about ...
    Hare to the throne?

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  5. Now that was a smart dumb blonde.

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  6. You know, I heard that joke a million years ago. It was good to hear it again. Funny.

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  7. GROAN! Good one Kay, and I had not heard it before. Speaking of hair/hare spray, have you seen Hair Spray yet?

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  8. Groaning while I'm smiling.

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