Friday, September 04, 2009

The Friday Groaner

Today we have a new contributor!!!!! Please welcome my friend. La Peregrina, who blogs at Santiago Dreaming, sent along a really fun blonde groaner with a surprising twist!!!!! I think y'all will laugh and groooaaannn simultaneously -- just like I did!!!!

A blonde is seated next to a lawyer on a long flight. She craves her sleep, but he keeps waking her up. "Let's play a trivia game," he suggests, "If I answer wrong, I'll pay you $50. If you answer wrong, you owe me $5."

The blonde agrees, and the lawyer goes first. "What's the distance between the earth and the moon?"

The blonde hands the lawyer $5 and then asks,"What goes up a mountain on three legs and come down on four?"

The lawyer is dumbstruck. He scans the Internet on his laptop, flips through his pocket encyclopedia and texts every scientist he can find. No dice. Hours later he wakes up the blonde, hands her $50 and asks, "So, what's the answer?"

Without a words she hands him $5 and goes back to sleep.

LOL and a huge GROOOOOOOOOAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!

Happy Blogging!!!!!!!!!!!

Kay

25 comments:

  1. That's great! I liked it a lot

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  2. Ha! Finally a smart blonde joke!

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  3. Now that is a blond joke with a twist. Love it!!!

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  4. I think that blond used to be a brunette. Smart woman!!

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  5. Oh that is really funny! A blond that isn't dumb. Hardy, har, har.

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  6. I had to read it twice, but it's good!!!!!!

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  7. Good one Kay. A smart blonde joke...well what do you know! Hope you are doing well sweetie. Happy weekend. ~Joy

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  8. v. funny! and hooray for blondes!!

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  9. yeah, I agree with Granny Annie, finally a smart blond joke. I actually heard this in Church the other day, but I never can remember any jokes unless they are written down. Cute
    ~a

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  10. Kay, I'm just checking on you. I've been busy with stuff, but it's been a while and you haven't been posting. Are you okay sweetie? If it's possible, can you give us an updated on what's been going on with you? Just want to make sure you're okay. Love, Joy

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  11. Kay, I was thinking about you tonight and decided to check you out. I see you are mostly posting groaners. Hope you are doing OK health-wise.

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  12. hope you are ok --- miss your charm and wit --- and I don't mean just the groaners!

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  13. Nancy1:26 PM

    Dear Kay,

    I hope you are reading this and are all right. You haven't posted anything for awhile and I am hoping you are not sick.

    It is Tuesday September15th... Can you post a little something to let your friends know you're OK?

    Thanks Nancy

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  14. Eunoia1:29 PM

    You okay, Kay?
    Long time no blog :-(

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  15. Thought I'd stop by and see what you were up to. I know it wasn't a good Sat. in Columbus, but it was close. Yeah, I know close isn't good enough. Look forward to hearing your take on the Bucks for the rest of the season. Hope you're well as has been a while since you've sent a funny line my way.

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  16. Kay, are you okay? I am worried.

    Please have someone post for you if you are not feeling up to writing now.

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  17. It has been 20 days since your last post. Your fans are getting a little nervous. Hope you are well and happy and just taking a break. We're missing you.

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  18. okay, kay, i've been coming here every so often checking on you and you're still not here and no word. I sure hope you're not ill. (Noticing the comments near the end, it seems like I'm not the only one!)

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  19. Well, now! I came by to see what you're up to. Hope all is well with you and that you're just taking some R&R from blogging as I have been known to do.

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  20. Thought I'd stop by and see what the latest word is from you. Surely do hope all is well. Am sending positive healing vibes your way, just in case you're under the weather.

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  21. Just makin' the rounds which I'm able to do a little more frequently since I haven't been working for a few weeks. Miss your biting comments and hope you're well.

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  22. Hey, Kay,

    I have missed you. Hope you are all right. Come back soon, please.

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  23. I agree with Judy. This woman is too smart to be blonde.

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  24. Kay, please have someone let us know what's going on with you. We are worried.

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  25. Ditto to Darlene's comment from this corner!

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