Today we have a new contributor!!!!! Please welcome my friend. La Peregrina, who blogs at Santiago Dreaming, sent along a really fun blonde groaner with a surprising twist!!!!! I think y'all will laugh and groooaaannn simultaneously -- just like I did!!!!
A blonde is seated next to a lawyer on a long flight. She craves her sleep, but he keeps waking her up. "Let's play a trivia game," he suggests, "If I answer wrong, I'll pay you $50. If you answer wrong, you owe me $5."
The blonde agrees, and the lawyer goes first. "What's the distance between the earth and the moon?"
The blonde hands the lawyer $5 and then asks,"What goes up a mountain on three legs and come down on four?"
The lawyer is dumbstruck. He scans the Internet on his laptop, flips through his pocket encyclopedia and texts every scientist he can find. No dice. Hours later he wakes up the blonde, hands her $50 and asks, "So, what's the answer?"
Without a words she hands him $5 and goes back to sleep.
LOL and a huge GROOOOOOOOOAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!